Put children in bathers stop. Give children toothbrushes and bicarb stop. Put in shower/ bath stop. Tell them if they brush hard enough on grout they may find the world's lost white diamond supply stop. Work in flash undies with cocktail in hand stop. xxx
Mother of three, wife to one, designer and craftster of the slightly obsessive kind. Myrtle and Eunice were two lovely old ladies who connected weekly over the Scrabble tiles. These Saturday battles of will and skill were a ritual as comfy as a hot Milo and handknitted blanket on a frosty day.
23 comments:
Sending telegrams is an excellent procrastination device. Far more satisfying than cleaning the grout.
Wonderful telegram, although I do have undie envy!
loving the bottom line stop hope you get back to normal things soon.
♥
Don't stop!!
Stop
(PS that earlier deleted comment was me but I was accidentally logged in as my husband)
xx
You make me laugh!! Hope things settle down a bit for you soon, have a great weekend!X
Oh I am with you - I would do ANYTHING other than look after two sick whinging kids whilst doing the same myself. grout - bring it on
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Love the telegram :) Hope deadline passes happily. Kx
Bwaahaahaa, now that was a nice distraction in a boring day at work
As someone who just spent their afternoon attempting to clean the shower grout, I'd go chains and sleep deprivation any day. Hang in there.
Exactly why I LOVE your blog. You always make me giggle outloud. xx m.
Oh bugger, I was enjoying that rear end image!
heehee, I was getting used to that pic of your pert bottom. A nice telegram is a more than worthy replacement.
Ha!
Is it just me or has your follower count gone up by about 100 people since the undie post? Man what people will do for a few more followers ... ;)
oh thanks for reminding me, i'm'a going back in to see your butt!!
butt it was such a nice picture.
hahaha!!!
Put children in bathers stop.
Give children toothbrushes and bicarb stop.
Put in shower/ bath stop.
Tell them if they brush hard enough on grout they may find the world's lost white diamond supply stop.
Work in flash undies with cocktail in hand stop.
xxx
Good luck with your deadline. You've also reminded me I didn't clean the bathrooms today. Oops.
Good luck with the grout stop.... ♥
Pull yourself together , woman! You can't possibly be daydreaming about cleaning your grouting !!!!
Some knitting therapy is called for , I feel .
Hahahaha! LOL:-)
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